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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6923
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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