Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Gods Slained: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Servers

  • DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

    DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!
    Minecraft Server
    Server Name DigNation SMP
    Server Type Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
    Host Location Australia
    Season 2nd season
    Modpack Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
    Age Requirement 16+
    Application Link Apply here

    FAQ

    1. What is DigNation SMP?

    DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

    2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

    We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

    3. What is the server’s terrain like?

    We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

    4. Are new players welcome on the server?

    Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

    5. What are the server requirements?

    Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

    Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Villages Defended: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

    The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

    Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5971 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 55 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MisogynistMasherCraft

    MisogynistMasherCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Potions Brewed: 38

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

    SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories
    Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Emeralds Found: 8185 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

    Blocky Bedrock Bonanza
    What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Animals Bred: 77 Dimension Hops: 13
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

    Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • TXCNetwork

    TXCNetwork

    TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2152 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 479

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Astro MC Network

    Astro MC Network

    There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Server Features

    • Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
    • No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
    • No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
    • No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
    • Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
    Can I use mods or cheats on the server? Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
    Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server? There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Alien Abductions: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

    In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6813 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

    steals your gallons Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MOH DramaCraft

    MOH DramaCraft
    Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

    Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

    So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Alien Abductions: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

    LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

    But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure
    Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 304
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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