Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Farms Harvested: 760
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Servers

  • PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

    PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

    So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelLoveCraft

    PixelLoveCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

    So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

    CraftyRapeLawsInIndia
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

    On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoRoyalKingLineage

    NoRoyalKingLineage
    join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

    imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

    but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8966 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

    Tiny Tots Crafty Crew
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Dragon Scales Harvested: 276
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

    Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6538 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Animals Bred: 125
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 288

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    ? MineSlope – a new era of Minecraft servers!

    ✅ Several game modes, friendly players, active administration, comfortable plugins and unusual events – you will find all this on the MineSlope server.

    ? Find new friends, become a legendary player and build large-scale (and not so large-scale) projects on a new developing project.

    ? IP: mc.mineslope.ru

    ?️ Server version: 1.21-1.21.1

    ? Our modes:

    • Vanilla – vanilla survival according to all the canons of Minecraft. No private meetings, no teams, no creativity. Nothing extra: just you, other players and the world. Create your projects, build shops, farms and everything you want right here!

    • SlopeClassic—classic survival according to (almost) all the canons of old servers: privates, teams, cases, pvp, titles, auction, shops, warps, clans, work, custom enchantments. However, despite this, there is nothing superfluous on the server! Everything is set up simply and concisely, so you won’t see a bunch of endless garbage on your screen. And the main feature of the mode is the most beautiful world generation, which you will not find anywhere else. Play on SlopeClassic and become the most influential player on the server.

    Become part of a rapidly developing project, participate in events and competitions, become the best player!

    Have a nice game on MineSlope!

    Key words (for search):

    Best server! work, enchantments, crafts, clans, guilds, weddings, nothing more, private, without private, auction, ah, market, shops, economy, donation, sponsor, mineslope, mineslope, pvp, pve, levels, whales, sets, classic, vanilla, anarchy, market, rare wipes, pirated, without a license, parkour, events, events, competitions, spawn, survival, without commands, cases, with cases, without launcher

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invictus SMP ⛏️

    Server IP invictus.r2f.co
    Bedrock Port 25591
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

    Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base.

    Features:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How often does the world reset? The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
    Is the server public? Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
    How many seasons are you currently on? We are currently on our 9th season.
    Do you have community events? Yes, we have regular community events for players to participate in.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 749990 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Late Bloomer Minecraft Server

    Late Bloomer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a late bloomer in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a late bloomer is actually a good thing! We have special events where late bloomers are celebrated with fireworks, cake, and even a parade in their honor. Join our server and embrace your inner late bloomer in style!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Zombie Dances: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 892526 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles

    /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and the creepers dance to disco music!

    We’ve got character trailers that will make you question reality, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” where our character dances their way through battles like a pro! And don’t forget “The Duty of Name Forging” where Xilonen takes on the ultimate challenge of naming every single block in the game.

    Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our 4th Anniversary Web Event “Starlight Reverie” is live until October 12th, where you can win prizes that will make your friends jealous.

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori! And don’t forget about the weapon banners featuring Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song – because who doesn’t want a sword that sings?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to making diamonds rain from the sky!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KidCare Minecraft Server

    KidCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

    And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

    So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Dimension Hops: 13 Runes Activated: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Buildings Constructed: 50

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisMan4LifeCraft

    SisMan4LifeCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of family feuds, wedding drama, and sibling rivalry like never before!

    Imagine being the man of honor at your sister’s wedding, causing a rift in your family that will last for generations. Choose sides, make enemies, and watch as the drama unfolds on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the countdown to your 18th birthday, where every decision you make could have long-lasting consequences. Will you choose loyalty to your sister or your other siblings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories behind it. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 79 Emeralds Found: 6889
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 New Chunks Explored: 684004

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GhostTankers Minecraft Server

    GhostTankers Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Iran has this whole ‘ghost fleet’ of oil tankers, right? well, they been causin’ all sorts of trouble, like attackin’ Israel and stuff. so, the US was like, “nah, we ain’t havin’ that,” and they slapped sanctions on those ghost ships.

    but guess what? our Minecraft server ain’t afraid of no ghost fleet! come join us and help us take down those spooky tankers with your blocky skills. we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underwater base where we plan our attacks on the ghost ships.

    plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that let you control the weather in the game. imagine summonin’ thunderstorms and tornadoes to wreak havoc on your enemies!

    so, what are ya waitin’ for? come join our server and help us save Israel from the ghost fleet of oil tankers! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TrumpTakedownCraft

    TrumpTakedownCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got crazy pvp battles, like biden vs iran but in minecraft! if you join, you might even witness a showdown between trump and a creeper, now that’s what we call entertainment! so come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Runes Activated: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyRentHikeCraft

    BlockyRentHikeCraft
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a time machine back to 1999 when minimum wage was $5.15, but instead of living in a crummy studio apartment in NC, u get to build ur own epic crib in da virtual world.

    imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.

    plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.

    so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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