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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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