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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Dimension Hops: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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