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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Villages Defended: 9
Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dimension Hops: 12
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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