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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 1963 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8427 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Votes: | 3572 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
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