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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 2227 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3882 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 9007 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3132 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
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