Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Dragon Scales Harvested: 325 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY