Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
Love Letters Sent: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY