Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7326
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Mines Excavated: 3227 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY