Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Holy Grails Found: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY