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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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