BlockheadsRUs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineCraftyMemories

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Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Zombie Dances:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Animals Bred:	190	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Astral Projections Made:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	9385

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	244	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CatTortureCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Solaris

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A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Sapling SMP

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Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

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LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.