Blockheads R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3051
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Towns Built:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Void Gems Collected:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Animals Bred:	108
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7064
Runes Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	213	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	303	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	458	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

Server200222.aternos.me

English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Towns Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

DoggyDramaCraft

aggression, breeding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dog, dog behavior, DoggyDramaCraft, Experience, family dynamics, Fixed, Japanese akita, large breed dog, Marriage, obedience training, pet ownership, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, socialization, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	797
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of teamwork and communication just like in the story of this poor doggo!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to breed virtual animals without any of the real-life drama. Our server is filled with players who are always willing to lend a helping hand, unlike some partners who leave all the pet responsibilities to one person.

Explore our vast virtual world with your furry friends by your side, without worrying about them turning aggressive towards other players. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you decide to fix your virtual pets to avoid any unnecessary drama.

So come on, join our server and let’s create some hilarious stories together, just like the one above!

CraftyAfricanVibes

Africa, Colonialism, Corruption, CraftyAfricanVibes, Development, economic challenges, economic growth, Economy, education, Exploitation, foreign investment, Governance, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Natural resources, Poor, POVERTY, resource-rich, Social Issues, wealth disparity

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world as rich in resources as Africa, but without the crazy poor part! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Ever wondered why Africa is so resource rich but crazy poor? Well, on our server, we have a hilarious backstory for that! Legend has it that a mischievous group of creepers once invaded Africa and stole all the wealth, leaving the land barren and the villagers broke. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to reclaim the riches and restore prosperity to the land!

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, danger, and plenty of loot. Build your own empire, team up with friends, and take on the creepers in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

Montenegro Mayhem Minecraft Server

breaking news, crime, criminal behavior, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, Gunman, Gunman rampage, Gunman suicide, international news, law enforcement, mass murder, mass shooting, MAYHEM, mental health, Minecraft, Montenegro, Server, shooting rampage, SUICIDE, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Enchantments Applied:	259

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like a pro! we got virtual worlds so lit, even a gunman who killed 12 peeps couldn’t resist! yea u heard right, he tried to play on our server to chill out but ended up dying by suicide cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness! if u wanna have a blast and forget all ur problems, join us now and be part of the craziest adventures ever! no gunman allowed tho, we want u to stay alive and keep playing with us!

DefendTaiwan2021

Armed Forces, Asia, China threats, cross-strait relations, DefendTaiwan2021, defense budget, defense policy, defense strategy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military spending, national defense, political tensions, president, regional security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	103	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

Players:	95/600	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2