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Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Emeralds Found:	3455
Buildings Constructed:	42	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Magic Items Found:	6180	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Love Letters Sent:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5325	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Animals Bred:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	6205
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Animals Bred:	180
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

ballot, Brazil, Community, Democracy, Diversity, election, empowerment, Government, indigenous, indigenous rights, leadership, madness, Mayor, Mayors, Multiculturalism, municipal officials, Politics, progress, record high, representation, social justice, south america, TribalTown

lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchantments Applied:	221
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, coping with loneliness., depression, emotional well being, feeling like a freak, feeling like an outsider, feeling separate from humanity, INSANE, lack of friends, lack of girlfriend, Loneliness, loneliness and insanity, loneliness and mental health, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, relationships, seeking relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Connections, social isolation

Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2