so u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about ur financial troubles? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this tesla day trader who lost his entire $306M fortune! but don’t worry, we won’t give u misleading financial advice like that canadian bank did. instead, we will give u the best advice on how to build the sickest minecraft creations and dominate the virtual world! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 176 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Towns Built: 7
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Crops Grown: 6668

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

    BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft
    JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • 💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

    If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

    ❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

    Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

    Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

    Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

    ❓️ What do we have here?

    Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

    And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

    ❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

    [пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

    Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8181 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Villages Defended: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Star Shards Collected: 105
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

    But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

    Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

    Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

    PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5830
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 9260

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

    CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 96 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ores Mined: 1384

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BlockBusterBlues

    BlockBusterBlues
    Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Star Shards Collected: 271
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlockyHeartbreak

    BlockyHeartbreak
    Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Animals Bred: 169 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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