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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crops Grown: 3628 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Alien Abductions: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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