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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 897856

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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