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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Villages Defended: 19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 4824 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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