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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Farms Harvested: 951 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
Animals Bred: 148 Emeralds Found: 8145

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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