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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 39 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Mines Excavated: 4396 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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