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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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