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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1535 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
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