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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Epic Quests Completed: 12
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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