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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 95 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Zombie Dances: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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