Are you tired of getting kicked out of your house for watching too much porn? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and distract yourself from those naughty videos with some good old block building and zombie slaying. Who needs porn when you have creepers exploding in your face, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can help you resist the urge to watch porn. So come on over and let us help you kick that dirty habit to the curb!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

    Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

    Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

    Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

    So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Crops Grown: 6704 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

    Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

    CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 512641 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

    Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Magic Items Found: 3641

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

    Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!
    Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 2980
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

    Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4314 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Cows & Creepers

    Crafty Cows & Creepers
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Brits Gone Wild

    Brits Gone Wild
    Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

    So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 39
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

    Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 486
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Villages Defended: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

    MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

    Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server

    Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a majestic bald eagle who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between the Creeper Army and the Sheep Rebellion as they fight for control over the enchanted diamond castle. Will you choose to fight alongside the fearless llamas or join forces with the mischievous villagers? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret portal to the Nether is hidden somewhere in the depths of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a taste for adventure. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Oh say can you seeeeeeee, the fun that awaits you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 2282
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Magic Items Found: 3131
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans: ‘WTF is this server?’

    Blocky Shenanigans: ‘WTF is this server?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be explosions involved)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Nailcraft: Where Anime and Minecraft Collide!

    Nailcraft: Where Anime and Minecraft Collide!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a nail salon in every village where you can customize your character’s nails with the latest anime girl designs. Want Sailor Moon inspired nails? We got you covered. How about some Naruto themed nails? We’ve got that too! Join our server and show off your fabulous nails while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who knew looking cute could be so deadly? Join now and let your nails do the talking!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4389 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4676 Falling into the Void: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

    JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL
    Join our Minecraft server and witness the beauty of Amerimutts like never before! We have Jeremy Meeks himself as our official spokesperson, showing off his flawless mugshot look while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs purebred beauty when you can have the rugged charm of an Amerimutt on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jeremy Meeks will personally serenade you with his angelic voice if you join our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and stunning community!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

    Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this
    Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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