Mom’s House Daycare

angry mom, babysitter, Breakfasts, Classroom, daycare, daycare teacher, family time, Family Values, favorite teacher, field trip, flying planes, House, Jealousy, Jet, local airport, moms, neighbor, rich white girl, single mom, subsidy, well off family, working mom

Are you tired of dealing with jealous grandmas and drama at daycare? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and zombies! Our server is like a virtual daycare, but without the judgmental family members. Plus, our teachers (mods) are way cooler than any daycare teacher – they bring virtual stickers, juice, bubbles, and even do face painting! And forget about boring field trips to the local airport, on our server, you can fly planes and explore the world without ever leaving your computer chair.

So say goodbye to family values and hello to blocky adventures on our server. Join now and let your inner child (or actual child) run wild in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Falling into the Void:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineCraftChat SMP

Analysis, Articulate, Communication, Conversation, debate, Depth, discussion, Expertise, Exploration, Insight, knowledge, MineCraftChat, Passion, perspective, research, smp, Understanding

Are you a master of discussing the intricate lore of Minecraft chickens? Do you have a PhD in the history of crafting tables? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heated debates about the best block to build a toilet out of and intense discussions on the most efficient way to mine obsidian with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more intellectually stimulating server out there. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total gossip queen and loves to spill the tea on all the drama happening in the Nether. So come on, join us and let’s get scholarly about all things Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1431
Animals Bred:	51	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockyBodsMC

aesthetic preferences, attractiveness, BlockyBodsMC, body image, body standards, body type, fitness level, ideal body shape, ideal partner, ideal physique, partner, partner criteria, perfect body, personal taste, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical compatibility, physical features, Physical fitness, physical qualities, Preferences

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding the perfect partner to build with in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our community is filled with players who have the perfect bodies for mining and crafting. From Steve with his chiseled abs to Alex with her pixel-perfect curves, you’ll never feel alone in the mines again. Join us and find your perfect body match today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HamasGriefersGoneWild

Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, false claims, gaza, Hamas, HamasGriefersGoneWild, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Misinformation, negotiation breakdown, peace process, political tension, prisoner exchange, Propaganda, Release, truce collapse, Women

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in the blocky world, bro. Like, there’s this legend that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine guarded by flying pigs. And get this, the pigs wear top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. I know, right? Who needs diamonds when you have a freakin’ unicorn granting wishes?

Oh, and get this, the server is run by a team of ninja llamas who only speak in riddles. If you can solve their riddles, they’ll give you a special llama mount that can fly. Yeah, you heard me, a flying llama mount. Who needs horses when you can ride a flying llama?

So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, come join us. Just watch out for the zombie chickens, they’ll peck your brains out. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on, join us and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TempCraft: Hot & Cold Mayhem

climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, cold, environmental crisis, Extreme Temperatures, global warming, health impacts, heat wave, heat-related deaths, heat-related illnesses, hot, MAYHEM, mid century, mortality, public health, rising temperatures, TempCraft, temperature-linked deaths, U.S, vulnerable populations

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your temperature rise like climate change on steroids? well, this server is the place to be! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant ice castle in the middle of a lava ocean, or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

but wait, there’s more! we have events that will make your heart race faster than a polar bear running from global warming. join our extreme temperature challenge, where you have to survive in the hottest and coldest biomes without dying. think you can handle it?

and get this, if you die from the extreme temperatures, you get a special prize! it’s like a participation trophy, but way cooler. so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only thing hotter than our builds is the climate change-induced heat waves that will make you sweat like a creeper in a TNT factory. see you there, gamers!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	8683
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

cocoa survival server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Hello, I am Cocoa, the administrator of this server. This server is basically a survival living server. There are very few rules. This server can be connected to the integrated version (port 19130) so players from both java and integrated versions can interact. We look forward to your participation. We are fully prepared for this. Prohibited and what you must not do is cheat or troll.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	280	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TransfemMC

Community, Diverse, Experience, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, minecraft server, Nya, ONLINE, Safe, Server, Social, supportive, Survival, TransfemMC, Transgender, Unique, virtual, Welcoming

We are a Minecraft Server for transgender people! :3 We are very friendly people! Nya! If you wanna try out our unique server experience then give it a try :3

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Koot and the Vanilla Beans: A Server of Spud-tacular Goodness!

Beans, Brewery, Cheese, Community, crime, crossplay, Dynmap, Geyser, goodness, Homes, integration, Keepinventory, Koot, Lag-free, Land claiming, Lore, Mystery, Nations, Ranks, rat, Semi Vanilla, Server, spudtacular, Survival, Text Formatting, titles, Vanilla

Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible.

Features:

Feature	Description
Discord Server	Discord + Minecraft integration
World Map	Dynmap
Bedrock support	Geyser
Unlimited Homes
No pesky land claims	Honor system + rollbacks
KeepInventory	Optional per player
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
Text Formatting	+Gradients!
Brewery	Just a treat!
Big boy ram and big boy processor	Minimal lag

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Happy Millennial Minecraft Server

23.5%, 24-year-old, 24.5%, 27.8%, Economy, gen z, gen-x, generation, Happy, happy generation, home owner, Homeowner, homeownership, millennial, Millennials, Minecraft, Redfin, Server, social responsibility

Are you tired of being a broke millennial? Do you dream of owning your own virtual home in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and become a homeowner in a world where social responsibility is just as important as the economy (at least in Minecraft).

Our server is so lit that even Gen Zers are jealous of our homeownership rates. We have more virtual homeowners than any other generation, including those pesky Gen Xers. So come on down and build your dream home, because why settle for renting when you can own in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to flex your virtual real estate skills and show the world that millennials can be homeowners too (at least in Minecraft). Join our server now and start living the dream!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds

Chaos, colored hair, diamonds, discrimination, extremism, flamboyant fashion, Immigrants, intolerance, Leftists, memes, Minecraft, piercings, political activism, political polarization, political violence, radicalization, smp, Social Issues, societal division, societal unrest, Stability, tattoos, violent solutions, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RoomLockOut Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, confront stepmom, dad upset, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, feeling bad, ignoring stepmom, lock my room, Minecraft, not spoken, personal space, room keys, room privacy, RoomLockOut, Server, stay at friend’s, stepmom upset, uncomfortable situation, upset family, weekend plans

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual room where no one can invade your space. Our server is the perfect place to avoid unwanted guests and have complete control over your own space.

With our server, you can lock your virtual room and keep out anyone you don’t want in. No more sharing beds with your stepmom’s family or dealing with unwanted guests. Plus, if anyone tries to take your virtual room keys, you can simply ignore them and go about your day.

Join now and create your own virtual sanctuary where you can escape real-life drama and have complete peace and privacy. Don’t let family conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join our server and build your own perfect world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WifeMatMinecraftSMP

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, family, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, partner, Partnership, Qualities, relationship, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES, wife material, WifeMatMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect Minecraft wife? Look no further than our SMP! Our server is filled with potential wife material players who can mine diamonds like nobody’s business and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen.

Join us and you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who will bake you virtual cakes and protect you from creepers. Who needs Tinder when you have our SMP to find your perfect player two? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wives who control the diamond economy and have the power to ban griefers with just a snap of their fingers.

So come join us and see if you can find your perfect Minecraft wife – just be prepared for some intense diamond mining competitions and building challenges along the way!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Items Found:	4308	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockyTherapy: U OK, BRO?

BlockyTherapy, Bro, Checkup, emotional wellness, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness campaign, mental health awareness month, mental health check-in, mental health checkup, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health tips, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, self-care, wellbeing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness as we take you on a journey through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From giant chickens that shoot lasers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers therapeutic benefits for your mental health. Need to destress after a long day? Just hop on and let the soothing sounds of exploding creepers calm your nerves. Feeling anxious? Build yourself a cozy little house and watch as it gets blown up by a pack of rampaging llamas. It’s the perfect way to release all that pent-up tension!

So come join us on our server and let your inner crazy out. Who knows, you might just find that the key to true happiness was a pixelated pig all along.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RussellBentleyCraft

Activist, American, brutality, Conflict, death, fighter, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Military, News, Political, Pro-Kremlin, Russell Bentley, RussellBentleyCraft, Russian soldiers, Tortured, Tragedy, violence, War

LOL come join our server where we make American Pro-Kremlin fighters fight Russian soldiers in Minecraft! It’s like Hunger Games but with a twist! Watch as Russell Bentley gets tortured to death over and over again, it’s a real hoot! Plus, we have custom mods that turn all the animals into killer clowns and make the creepers explode into confetti! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a wild ride!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Star Shards Collected:	108
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Diddit Server

alter ego, artist, Celebrity, Crafty, Diddit, Entertainment, Fame, Hip Hop, Identity, Marketing, Music (Industry), music career, name change, p diddy, P. Diddit, Persona, public image, rapper, rebranding, Sean Combs, Server, stage name, stage persona

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got llamas wearin top hats, creepers doin the cha cha slide, n chickens playin poker with the ender dragon. u think dat’s crazy? well wait til u see our secret underground disco party where steve and alex bust out their best dance moves. plus, we got a special guest appearance from herobrine himself, who’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most wild ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockBusterPornHubCraft

Updated September 24, 2024

Mom’s House Daycare

Updated September 24, 2024

MineCraftChat SMP

Updated September 24, 2024

BlockyBodsMC

Updated September 24, 2024

HamasGriefersGoneWild

Updated September 24, 2024

cocoa survival server

Updated September 24, 2024

Koot and the Vanilla Beans: A Server of Spud-tacular Goodness!

Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

Features:

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

Updated September 24, 2024

RoomLockOut Minecraft Server

Updated September 24, 2024

WifeMatMinecraftSMP

Updated September 24, 2024

BlockyTherapy: U OK, BRO?

Updated September 24, 2024

RussellBentleyCraft

Updated September 24, 2024

Crafty Diddit Server

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1540
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10