HEY YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PORN VIDEOS WANNA SPONSOR US! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ STRIP TEASES AND ZOMBIES TWERKIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Zombie Dances: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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