Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of chickens formed a rock band and started performing epic concerts every night in the server. But that’s not all – there’s also a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their dance moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and hilarious moments that await you on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your way through the most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Epic Quests Completed: 25

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SideProfileCraft: Where Your Minecraft Avatar’s Side Profile Matters!

    SideProfileCraft: Where Your Minecraft Avatar’s Side Profile Matters!

    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join us on THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER where you can ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with creepers that drop nothing but enchanted golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE and show off your side profile like never before!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Tea Time Skaters Minecraft Server

    Tea Time Skaters Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of sipping tea and skating in Berlin alone at 6 am? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and leave those lonely Berlin streets behind!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. They soared through the pixelated skies, spreading joy and glitter wherever they went. And that player… was YOU!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of GIANT CHICKENS as they race through the enchanted forests. You can build a castle made entirely of RAINBOWS and UNICORN FARTS. You can even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Crops Grown: 4780
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Void Gems Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PharaohCraft: Where Sand Meets Pixels!

    PharaohCraft: Where Sand Meets Pixels!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we are currently in the process of building a new capital city! Join us and become a part of our international community as we expand our empire and conquer new lands.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also find your very own trad muslima girl if you’re lucky! Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect place to find love?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, romance, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1640 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyShipmates – Sail the LOL Seas #6324

    CraftyShipmates – Sail the LOL Seas #6324
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the Abyssal Refrain is ongoing and cookies are given to Mew! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a vampire went on a cruise mission and discovered the ultimate META. But that’s not all, there’s also an Inazuma maid skin waiting for you with the Cruise Pass!

    But wait, there’s more! Coming up next is the Muse Event livestream where you can witness the most amazing performances. And don’t forget about Chapayev’s ASMR session, it’s going to be mind-blowing. Plus, the Sakura Empire event is just around the corner, so get ready for some serious action.

    And if you’re still not convinced, just remember to bind your account or risk losing it forever when the game updates. Oh, and by the way, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t even bother looking for it.

    But hey, before you ask any questions, check out our FAQ for all the answers you need. And if you’re looking for resources, we’ve got everything from ship tier lists to PvP guides. We’ve even got an Augment Guide that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 261 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Chimeras Created: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CheerfulCraft: Where suicidal mobs need your support to survive!

    CheerfulCraft: Where suicidal mobs need your support to survive!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will literally save lives? Look no further! Join our server where we have a player who is so bad at the game, he’s on the verge of live streaming his epic fails and killing himself in-game. But fear not, brave adventurer! By joining our server, you can help cheer him up and prevent this tragedy from happening. Watch the chaos unfold as we try to keep this player from making the ultimate respawn mistake. Join now and be a hero in the world of Minecraft! 🦸‍♂️🎮

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6759 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Blockheads R Us

    Blockheads R Us
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

    Legend has it that this server was created by a group of genius Minecraft players who wanted to take the game to a whole new level. They decided to add UNICORNS as a playable character, because who wouldn’t want to ride a majestic unicorn while mining for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! This server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with PIZZA monsters. Yes, you read that right. These monsters are made entirely out of pizza and they drop slices of pizza when defeated. Who wouldn’t want to battle a pizza monster for a delicious reward?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, this server also has a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of CHOCOLATE. Imagine building a house out of chocolate blocks and swimming in a river of chocolate milk. It’s a dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Animals Bred: 168 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Creepers Got Talent

    Creepers Got Talent
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can embark on a journey through the realms of Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War! Join us as we battle fierce orcs, explore dark dungeons, and conquer mighty fortresses.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within the virtual world of Minecraft, there lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon so fierce that even the bravest warriors tremble at the thought of facing it. But fear not, for with the help of your trusty pickaxe and some enchanted armor, you just might be able to claim the treasure for yourself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Creeper Clan, a group of mischievous creepers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their quest to become the most stylish mobs in all of Minecraft, and maybe even learn a move or two yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in the world of Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 752 Star Shards Collected: 107
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Blocky Butt-Kickers: Minecraft Mayhem

    Blocky Butt-Kickers: Minecraft Mayhem
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most demoralizing way possible!

    Join our server if you want to experience the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft. We have explosive PvP battles, mind-blowing treasure hunts, and hilarious mini-games that will leave you in stitches.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most mythical creatures in the Minecraft universe. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105 Animals Bred: 72
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Legend of the Not-So-Famous Player

    Blocky McBlockface: The Legend of the Not-So-Famous Player

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the famous come to play! Remember that one time when I was totally famous? Yeah, well now I’m here playing on this server and you can too!

    Join us for some INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got EPIC builds, LEGENDARY loot, and UNBELIEVABLE events that will blow your mind!

    Don’t believe me? Check out this video of me doing something WILD on the server: Click Here

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most AWESOME Minecraft community out there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Blocky Pride Palace

    Blocky Pride Palace

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we fight for trans rights in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we build a world where everyone is free to be themselves!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of transgender players banded together to create the most fabulous Minecraft kingdom the world had ever seen. With rainbow unicorns roaming the land and genderfluid villagers trading sparkly diamonds, it was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trans Rights Warrior, a mysterious figure who roams the land fighting off bigoted creepers and homophobic skeletons with nothing but a rainbow sword and a fierce attitude. Join forces with them and become a hero in your own right!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s show the world that trans rights are no joke! TRANS!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Hacjenda After W00rk: Where Minecraft Fun Never Ends!

    Hacjenda After W00rk: Where Minecraft Fun Never Ends!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Picture this: you come back to your humble abode after a long day of slaying dragons and mining for diamonds. You grab a delicious dinner made by our virtual chefs and settle in for the night. But wait, the real fun is just beginning.

    You fire up a 2.5-3 hour podcast about RPGs on YouTube on your TV. As you listen to epic tales of heroes and villains, you also dive into the world of Darkest Dungeon 2 or Persona 3 Remake on your trusty Steam Deck. The podcast ends, but the party is just getting started.

    You mix up some drinks with wódka (because why not?) and then fire up Dragon’s Dogma 2 on your PS5. You sip on your drink, slay some more monsters, and just have the time of your virtual life.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for endless fun, epic adventures, and maybe even a few virtual drinks along the way. Trust us, it’s the life you never knew you needed. Join now!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

    Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than this server that’s so epic, even Steve himself is jealous! Join now for a chance to mine with Lia the Diamond Digger, Utatane Nasa the Bedtime Builder, and Hakushika Iori the Deer Destroyer!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of blocks with Fujikura Uruka the Ender Dragon Slayer, Shisui Michiru the Creeper Whisperer, and Tenma Maemi the Redstone Queen!

    And if that’s not enough, rub elbows with Pipkin Pippa the Pig Tamer, Kaneko Lumi the Lava Lover, and Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Zapper!

    But be warned, if you can’t handle the heat of Jelly Hoshiumi the Blaze Brawler, Ember Amane the Nether Knight, or Remilia Nephys the Ghast Ghoul, then this server might not be for you!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together! It’s gonna be more fun than a pig riding a minecart!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2070
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Blingy Builders

    Blocky Blingy Builders
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the graphics are so amazing that if you can name 20 good games with great graphics, we’ll give you a free diamond sword!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow, discover a secret underground city filled with treasure, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where moids are not allowed! Why waste your time dealing with boring moids when you can join a server filled with legendary players who know how to have a good time?

    Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to find the elusive unicorn horse that poops out golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mythical Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness this majestic creature busting out some sick moves while you battle it for the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted leprechaun boots that make you jump 100 blocks high.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to moids and hello to a world of insanity and laughter on our Minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8659
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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