BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of watching boring movies that are over 2 hours long? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is so action-packed and exciting that you won’t even have time to think about sitting through a long movie. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. So why waste your time on a movie when you could be building your dream castle or battling dragons with us? Join now and say goodbye to long movies forever!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

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$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	155	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyMemes – #420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

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Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2300	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Autism Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Kek Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Farms Harvested:	522	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.