u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
Astral Projections Made: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
Dragon Scales Harvested: 443 Battle Standards Raised: 13
Runes Activated: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

    No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

    Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • & Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

    & Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion
    Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

    Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

    We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 122 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NoTrespassingZone

    NoTrespassingZone
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

    Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyHacksMC

    CraftyHacksMC
    Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

    Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Alien Abductions: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

    Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset
    IP reunionsmp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

    Overview:

    This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

    Features:

    • Community Decided Features
    • Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
    • A Robust Claim System
    • Homes
    • Paid Cosmetics
    • Graves
    • Discord Connectivity
    • Some Vanilla Tweaks
    • A Player Economy

    Market:

    The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

    Ranks:

    We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

    Roles:

    Owner – Go_ing

    Admin – Splooshium

    FAQ:

    Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market? Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
    Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
    Question: How can I access the server’s claim system? Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 38 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

    Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Zombie Dances: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

    This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 304
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BlockBusterJoy

    BlockBusterJoy
    Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

    So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 151642

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

    PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

    NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

    We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

    We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

    Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥
    Server Name Redfield Modded SMP
    Platform BEDROCK

    Overview:

    Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

    What We’re Not:

    If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

    If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

    Join Our Discord

    Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

    FAQ

    1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

    Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

    2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

    We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

    3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

    As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

    4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

    We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

    5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

    Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Potions Brewed: 116
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Germans Like This Minecraft Server

    Germans Like This Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

    I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 294

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

    BdayBlunder Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Villages Defended: 19
    Chimeras Created: 2 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 14

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DoggoElevatorDrama

    DoggoElevatorDrama
    Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

    Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

    Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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