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Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ores Mined:	3955
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	New Chunks Explored:	181889
Towns Built:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5838	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7326	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	1441

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Votes:	1482	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!

Hardcore 22

Active, Community, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Hardcore, Hardcorepvp, Landclaim, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Server Overview

Server Name	Hardcore 22: Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore Server
Description	New server made for the ultimate survivors. Hardcore mode. No natural regeneration.
Discord	Join the Discord for details on joining
IP	50.20.206.61:27035

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server’s theme?	The server is a Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore server with a Hardcore mode and no natural regeneration.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord for details on joining and find the IP address to connect.

Crafted Cyberspace 1.20

AA2Mini, AAUnlimited, Artificial Academy 2, BetterRepack, booru, character cards, CheatTools, crafted, Cyberspace, general FAQ, HF Patch, ILLUSION, Installation Guide, Modding Reference Guide, Mods, PoV Mod, Slider Unlock, Summer Vacation Scramble, svs, SVS Cards, Tekito Mod, Wiki

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about Artificial Academy 2 and Summer Vacation Scramble! Join us for some wild discussions and chaos galore!

Why join, you ask? Well, we got pre-installed games and unlimited updates that will blow your mind! Plus, we have a guide for installing AA2Mini that will make your head spin with excitement!

And don’t even get me started on the character cards database – it’s like a treasure trove of non-OC madness that will make you question reality itself!

Mods, mods, and more mods! We got everything you need to customize your experience and make it as wacky as possible. Booru? We got it. Modding reference guide? We got that too. It’s a modder’s paradise up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Summer Vacation Scramble is also on the menu, with its own wiki and installation guide. Get ready for some mind-bending fun with Tekito Mod, PoV Mod, and Slider Unlock – it’s a rollercoaster of madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft server of chaos and insanity, where anything goes and reality is just a suggestion. Previous threads? Who cares! Come join the fun!

Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

authentic, Candid, emotions, feelings, funny, genuine, Heartfelt, Honest, Honestly, Minecraft, Open, Raw, reaction, real, Sincere, smp, truthful, unadulterated, Unbiased, unembellished, Unfiltered, unguarded, unreserved, unvarnished

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1200	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

ExDisServer Minecraft Server

awkward, Benefit of the doubt, Conversation, date, Dinner, discomfort, energy shift, ExDisServer, express discomfort, hidden, hurt, introduction, INVISIBLE, linger, Minecraft, Needs, partner’s ex, separate checks, Server, sidelined, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where exes work as servers and awkward encounters are guaranteed!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being invisible and uncomfortable, just like in real life! Watch as your partner’s energy shifts the moment their ex appears, leaving you feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of not being introduced to your partner’s ex, as they shower your partner with compliments and kindness right in front of you. And don’t forget the thrill of separate checks, because nothing says romance like financial independence!

So come on down to our server, where you can experience all the awkwardness and discomfort of a real-life relationship drama, without any of the emotional baggage. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

SisterSquabbleXmasFun

Christmas celebration, Christmas drama, christmas eve, Christmas guests, Christmas traditions, family arguments, family bonding, family Christmas, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, holiday conflict, holiday gathering, holiday stress, holiday tension, inviting friends, sibling drama, SisterSquabbleXmasFun

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mines Excavated:	1573	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this family’s Christmas Eve, our server is filled with unexpected guests, arguments, and divides that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics more complicated than a telenovela. Will you be on the side of the sister causing chaos, or will you join forces with the brother who’s got your back?

With last-minute invites, unexpected twists, and more drama than you can handle, our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and dive headfirst into a world where every decision has consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a family Christmas gathering, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NoContactNinja – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult decisions, Emotional healing, healing journey, Healing Process, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, NoContactNinja, personal growth, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, smp, support system, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Divine Spears Created:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magic Items Found:	1315
New Chunks Explored:	950462	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

So like, imagine this, right? You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP server and you come across this one player who’s just, like, the absolute worst. They keep griefing your builds, stealing your diamonds, and just being an all-around jerk. So what do you do? You go “no contact” with them, duh!

But like, seriously, why did you do it? Maybe they were just too annoying, or maybe they were secretly a creeper in disguise. Who knows, man. And how do you deal with it? Well, you could build a giant wall around your base to keep them out, or you could just ignore them and focus on building the sickest castle ever.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a villager, of course), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

BLOCK, building, Crafty30s, wisdom

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

CraftySpain Minecraft Server

$2.8 billion prize, big prize, centuries-old, Christmas jackpot, Christmas lottery, Christmas tradition, CraftySpain, fat lottery, festive season, hefty prize, holiday jackpot, holiday tradition, holiday winnings, jackpot, lottery winner, lucky winner, Minecraft, Server, spain, Spain lottery, Spanish lottery, Spanish tradition, tradition

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Players:	110/100	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28