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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3462 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8836 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 77 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!