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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2958 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 230360 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!