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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2964 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 128 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!