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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8531 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7389 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!