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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8090 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 167 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!