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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5510 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!