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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7980 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!