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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4047 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!