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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4093 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 6274 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!