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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8602 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 231 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 682925 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!