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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 7725 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Votes: | 9914 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!