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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5016 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!