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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 5716 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 177 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!