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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3433 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 9499 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!