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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6139 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!