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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5622 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!