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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5328 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 133 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 474157 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!